Oxford University Press Gibbs, S: Revolting Poems To Make You Squirm

Contains many sorts of disgusting poems about hairs in your food, snot and bogey pie, exploding spots, blood-sucking leeches, slobbery saliva, not to mention things that get caught in your teacher's beard-and between their toes. The poets include Jack Prelutsky, Wendy Cope, Paul Cookson, and Roger Stevens. ...